Mum: His mum wants you to have her wedding jewellery as a gift for your wedding. *sniff*
Specs: That is so creepy.
Mum: Its not creepy. What’s creepy about it? The ungrateful children these days! Its not only of great value, its something that’s precious because of the sentiments attached to it.
Me: Its still creepy.
Mum: You’re going to wear it on your wedding. That’s final. (are we discussing my wedding or my 5th birthday ensemble?!)
Me: Sure, I’ll wear it. But then he should wear my Dad’s wedding suit.
Dad: Let me see if I can find it.
Me: *punches air* Yeah! Its only fair!
Mum holding head in her hands: O Lord Grant this girl an ounce of common sense.
Me: O Lord, Grant this mother an ounce of humor.
Mum: getting more and more horrified Anj susral vich galan karay gi?!?! (Is this how you will talk when at your In-Laws?!) You’re going to get me insulted for raising such a daughter. I’m not talking to you. *mouth in a thin line*
What did I do now?!? 😦