I have at last, managed to shock myself.
Long story short, I’ve ordered a wedding dress which I don’t remember anything about except that it was red. I think.
And I’m not bothered that I can’t remember which dress it was. THAT is the low to which I have sunk.
No, wait, it gets worse.
One day I checked my e-mail 17 times to see if there was a new one from The Man. I’m getting pathetic. And clingy.
When I try not to be clingy, he thinks I’m mad at him for something and not telling. Awww! See? I said A-W-W-W. Yes, that was me.
Okay, I know this is sickening you out. It sickens ME to think how many times a day I think ‘how sweet’. I’m losing my edge, Oh ME GAWD!!!
And I’m sick of the stupid ‘OMG he’s got such awesome choice in jewelery, what happened to his choice when it came to you?’ jokes. :-@
Okay, that’s all I had to say for now. Over and out.